thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale
I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn’t the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan “where the deals are so low, it’s almost criminal!” and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You’re not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
This is the most powerful call to ratio I’ve ever seen. It’s like she’s performing an incantation.
“NO!….RATIO!!!”
Honestly obsessed with her
Absolutely based
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